Sakura sighed while sitting at her computer desk. Okay, she may live alone but she managed to get a laptop. How? No she's not rich. She work a lot god damnit!

She started humming some random song that popped into her head. While logging on to her account.

BlackRoses signed on.

She skimmed quickly through her friend list to see who was on.

Hm...Temari, Sai, Pein...oh and Sasuke's on but he's away.

Pfft more like making out with Rena.

Sakura sighed at her 'other persona'. Rena was the only one who knew about it, and she managed to do some homemade therapy and pretty much shut her up except on rare occasions when something in the back of her mind wanted to make a smart remark. But she had to admit, it was quite handy when your best friend wanted to become a psychiatrist.

Hey Sakura!

Sakura stared at the message.

Who in the fucking gods of hell is EXPLODE OR DIE?

Um...who is this.

I'm giving you one guess.

I'm giving you five seconds

wow you're as deadly online as in person :shudder:

It's Deidara.

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You there?

Yea.

Goodbye

No wait!

'BlackRoses is away so go fuck yourself' Sakura laughed at her away message. She tended to do that. It made Rena worried the first few times. Staying away, not wanting to talk with Deidara, she IMed the still away Sasuke.

Hey!

'GoAway is not at the computer.'

You really need to change your screenname.

Leave us alone Sakura! Sasuke and I are busy!

Whoa! Rena?

Yea?

What do you mean by busy?

We're talking.

About...

About how we can make your life a living hell.

Are you serious?!

No, we're kissing!

awef;aswjfv;zxclok

Sorry Sakura. Forget that last part. It's Sasuke.

You should spend time with your girlfriend Uchiha.

You should spend time getting a boyfriend Haruno.

Ouch, that hurt.

Hit a sore spot?

Shut up.

No.

Well I'd love to stay and chat but Rena's bugging me.

To make out with her?

'GoAway signed off'

"How rude." Sakura pouted. "Well, better make sure nothing happens" (translations: time to beat them up! :D) She smiled evilly. She whistled while getting her keys, cell phone, jacket, scarf, knife, gun, and mace (Ignore the last three...). Then walked out the door greeted by the harsh winter winds. Then locked her door and breathed and turned around walked (I'm giving you guys the specifics! :D).

While making her way down the street, which was nearly empty (people get cold), she frowned as her scarf kept hitting her face like it was saying 'Bad Sakura!'. She growled and wrapped it more around her neck so it didn't blow in her face.

She eventually made it after ten minutes of walking. She knocked on the door.

"Be right there."

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CRASH!

"Go away Tobi, yeah!"

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!"

"Listen to girly Tobi!"

"DIE!!"

"HOLY SHIT!! HELP!!"

Sakura stared at her cell phone, than pressed replay.

"'DIE!!' 'HOLY SHIT HELP!!"' She smirked. The door opened and she smiled sweetly.

"Sakura, what brings you here?" Itachi leaned on the doorway.

"I believe Sasuke lives here."

"And?"

"Is he there."

"Perhaps."

"May I talk to him?"

"I never said he was here."

"You never said he wasn't."

"You just assumed that he was here."

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"He's in his room isn't he?" Sakura pushed past Itachi and stormed up the steps. He shook his head.

"Hey! If you're gonna kill him wait for us!" Kisame called. Hidan snickered. Tobi suddenly appeared out of no where.

"Hey guys!"

"HOLY FUCK!!" Hidan, and Kisame cursed and fell over when the boy surprised them. "When'd you get there?"

"Um, a second ago? You're slow Kisame-senpai!" Soon he was being strangled by Kisame.

"You bitch!!" He yelled. I think they drank a bit too much...

"AHHHHHH!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SASUKE?!"

Silence.

I think you can hear crickets. Everyone stared upstairs, Kisame momentarily forgetting about Tobi. Sakura stormed down the steps and headed for the door.

"Whoa, you're not going any where." Hidan held the girl's collar. "You came in here, rudely, and you aren't leaving, yet."

"Yet? How about now?" Sakura pouted.

"No." Hidan growled. "You're staying here! Besides Rena should be here any minute. Or Sasuke at least." He thought to himself. "Which reminds me. You've never had been kissed right? Well, these two haven't either," He jerked his thumb at Sasori and Itachi who looked up. "So why not try them?" Sakura twitched. That was very straight forward.

"How long have you been drinking?"

"About a few hours or so."

"Exactly how much have you drank?"

"I'd say about a couple of bottles...or more."

"Do you know what you're saying at the moment?"

"Yup! You need a date Sakura, and being good friends with your best friend's brother, I designate these two asses." Silence. Tobi started laughing with Deidara and Kisame.

"You're face was priceless Sakura!" Deidara said between laughed.

"Do me a favor...shut up." She growled at them, and stalked out the door. "Stupid dumbass of a retard." She stormed down the street and went into a nice little cafe. Accidentally bumping into someone.

"Sorry." They both muttered at the same time. Sakura, recognizing the voice looked up.

"Neji?" She asked hesitantly.

"Hello Sakura-san." He walked away.

"Wait! Neji." She put a hand on his shoulder and turned him around. "What are you doing here...alone?" She looked around, not spotting anyone familiar.

"I should be asking you that. Especially since it's snowing really badly and you could be kidnapped." Neji rose an eyebrow.

"Well if you're so concerned, perhaps you should wait for me." Sakura spat back. Neji's eyes narrowed, hesitating. "Are you going back on your words?" He growled at her.

"Fine." He followed Sakura inside and waited for her. He tapped his fingers impatiently on the table.

"Well you're really irritated." Sakura sighed at him. Neji glared at her coldly.

"Do you want to know why?" He hissed. She nodded. "Your stupid best friend of yours made my world turn upside down." He put his face in his hands. "Not only her, but Uchiha too." Sakura snorted.

"Same here, but not in the same sense. It's like...they're plotting against me...well, Rena always does that so there's no surprise there..." She thought tapping her finger on her chin. "It's driving me insane. I swear I'm going to kill one of them." She hissed.

"Sakura, I know that you would definitely not kill either of us." She froze at the voice and glared at Sasuke who was standing next to the table. "Hyuuga." He nodded.

"Well, you don't need me here anymore, so I'll be going. Bye Sakura." Neji started to get up.

"Wait." Sasuke stopped him. "I want to talk to him Sakura." The girl assessed him carefully.

"Fine." She got up. "Rena's outside?" Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to leave that girl in the snow alone? Honestly Sakura." He shook his head. Sakura pouted and left the two alone. "Oh, she's at my house, in case you wanted to talk to her."

"Yeah, yeah. Bye you two." She waved and walked out, pulling the coat around herself tighter. She walked against the wind again, and finally made it to the Uchiha household. And knocked. This time, it opened immediately, showing Itachi's form.

"Do you really think that I would let you in after you barged in on us last time?"

"You make it sound like your doing something bad." Sakura narrowed her eyes.

"You must have a corrupt mind for thinking that."

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"Fine. I'm sorry Uchiha Itachi. Could you please let me in?" Itachi rose an eyebrow at her. And let her in, closing it immediately.

"Sakura!" Something pushed him out of the way and hugged the girl. "They won't let me outside! And it's snowing!"

"Rena, your such a weird girl." Sakura sighed. "Get off. And stop whining, you'll die out there."

"But it's snow!" Rena whined.

"Look at it like this. If you play in the snow today, than you might never get to play in it again."

"Oh." Rena thought. "Okay!" She sat down on the couch.

"Are you serious?! That's all you had to do?" Kisame hissed. "I hate you."

"Why? What had you been trying to do?" She asked him, narrowing her eyes in anger.

"We ignored her to some point, when Kisame had threatened her mercilessly. Which still had not worked, so we ignored her again."

"That just makes it worse. Don't you know Rena? She's practically the most sadistic girl in the world!" Sakura yelled at them. "Threatening doesn't work, because well..."

"She loves the color of blood." Pein smiled. "Forgot to tell you guys that."

"Are you talking about me while I'm still here?" Rena asked.

"Er...no...?" Sakura smiled. The door opened and Sasuke walked in, shaking his wet hair.

"Sasuke!" Rena hugged him. He stumbled slightly.

"I'm going to kill you Sasuke!" Kisame yelled at him and stood up. "I have a freaking migraine because of that girl!" Rena stuck her tongue out at him.

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Sakura walked into a cafe and sat down, after ordering a milkshake. "Hey." She looked up and nodded. "Sakura, you're depressed. And have almost no social life."

"Almost?" She rose an eyebrow at him. "There's still hope for me then right Sasuke?" She smirked.

"Hilarious Sakura."

"I know I'm awesome." She grinned. "So what brings you here? Where's Rena?"

"I'm bored, and she's out...grocery shopping." Sasuke shrugged. "What were you and Neji doing here yesterday?"

"Well, to put it short, we bumped into each other, and we exchanged some smart remarks and I managed to make him wait for me." She smirked. "He may be grumpier but he's still the Neji we know. Why do you ask? Jealous?"

"You wish." Sasuke shot back as he sat down. "She's with him right now." Sakura choked and coughed on her milkshake.

"Don't ever be so blunt while I'm drinking or eating something!" She managed between coughs. When she got it out of her system she glared at him. "You did what?!"

"My brother and his friends are out in the city, and I needed to talk to you. And Neji seemed like a good option at the time." He sipped his coffee. "And I'm right. Why are you so concerned over her?"

"Not her! Her with Neji!" Sakura dropped her head on the table.

"Sakura, you need a life. You're fussing over your friends' lives so much, you're forgetting about your own. Which is exactly why I'm offering a deal."

"It depends." She sat up straight looking at him dead in the eye.

"Go out on a date with Itachi-"

"Whoa whoa! Itachi you're brother? No way!" Sakura gaped.

"Let me finish. Go out on a date with Itachi, just one date, and me and Rena will leave you alone about your social and/or love life."

"N- wait. Like, forever?"

"Yes, if you go on one date with my brother."

"Your brother...what does he think of this?"

"He already agreed." Sasuke shrugged. "Said he needed some amusement, that doesn't evolve drinking. Speaking of which, how's that smoking obsession of yours?"

"It's going good. One a week. Hard, but with all the stuff you're giving me, I've been distracted so much." Sakura sighed and put her face in her hands.

"Well?"

"Oh, right. Um...only one date right?"

"Yes. Just one." Sasuke held up one finger for emphasis.

"Okay! I'll do it." Sakura smirked. Sasuke shook his head.

"Well, I better go tell my brother and get Rena. See ya."

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Rena sat on the couch as Sasuke walked in. "Yes?" He smirked and nodded. "My, you are very good. But only one date?"

"Even after the date, she's going to see him since your brother is really good friends with him, and he is my brother." He shrugged. "So Neji. We're good right?" Rena stroked the brunette's soft hair.

"Yeah, yeah. Geez, you guys are really good actors." Neji shook his head. "I can't believe I fell for it." Rena laughed lightly as she hugged him.

Her phone rang ruining the moment. "Hello?...Hi Sakura!...yeah he's right here...no, I refuse...NO!...-sniff- B-but why?!...fine...Sasuke, Sakura wants to talk to you." Rena held up the phone to him while sniffling. She hugged Neji and cried in his arms.

Sasuke shook his head. "Yeah?"

"Hey Sasuke. Did you talk to your brother yet?"

"Not yet. I was just about to though."

"Good, deal's off."

"What?!" Sasuke snapped at her, and Rena looked up at him, along with Neji. "Why?"

"I'm not that stupid Sasuke. Do you honestly think I can trust you and Rena to do never bug me like that? Besides, I know that you think that I will fall for Uchiha Itachi. I am not that stupid!"

Sasuke held the phone away from his ear so he wouldn't go deaf. "If you really think that, than prove us wrong. Prove to us that you won't ever fall for my brother."

"I'm not that stupid!"

"That means that you either are scared you will, or know you will."

"No! I refuse to fall in your games."

"Fine, fine." Sasuke sighed and shook his head at Rena, who held her hand up for the phone. "Rena wants to talk."

"Fine."

"Hey Sakura! You know what I heard? I heard that you absolutely love Uchiha Itachi! Is it true?"

"No! Fuck you Rena! I never have or will love that...man!"

"Well, than I'll keep bugging you about it, not only that! But tell him himself that you love him." Rena giggled. "He'll be so thrilled! And you two will get married, and I'll still be able to make fun of you for th-"

"Okay! Okay! I fold, I'll do it. Just shut up."

Rena giggled. "I knew you would comply. See you tomorrow! Oh and the date is an all day thing, and no canceling now, cause Sasuke already called him. I told him to. Besides, its a double date! I'll be going to."

"Wait, Sasu-"

"Bye!" Rena closed the phone quickly before Sakura could manage anything. "Quick! Call Itachi! Now!" She yelled at Sasuke who took her phone and dialed quickly.

"Must you rush him?" Neji sighed.

"Bigger motivation." Rena smiled and sat on his lap again. "It works with everyone!" She giggled, remember a memory. "It even worked on Itachi." Neji coughed.

"Itachi? Yea right."

"It's true." Sasuke said, closing Rena's phone and tossing it to her. "Yeah, tomorrow. At ten." Rena smiled and texted Sakura quickly telling her what time. "He's driving too."

"Got it." Rena nodded. "Okay! Well that was fun. You're free tomorrow right Neji? Cause you'll be my date." She kissed him on the cheek.

"Okay okay. I'll be there."

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Itachi sighed as he pulled up into the Sakura's driveway, soon enough Sakura walked out, wearing casual clothes. He sighed in relief this time, happy that she wasn't trying to impress him. "We're picking up Rena now."

"You know who her date is?"

"I'm assuming Sasuke, but Sasuke said he wasn't going." Itachi muttered and backed out heading for Rena's house. When they pulled in, they waited.

"Maybe I should go in..."

"She'll be here soon." He was right. Five seconds later, Rena, attempting to pull her date out of the house. And she was gone inside again, and they both came out. Sakura gaped, and Itachi's eyes narrowed.

"Hey guys!" Rena got in the back along with Neji. "Where to Mr. Uchiha?"

The car didn't move. "Why is Hyuuga coming?"

"My date." She grinned. "If you don't want him here, than I could just leave you two alone."

"No!" Sakura blurted out, covered her mouth quickly. "No offense Itachi."

"...hn..."

Rena giggled, but stopped when they glared at her. "Don't worry. We're all good, Sasuke and I thought it was best if we just stayed friends." She winked at Neji. "Don't be harsh, or I will leave you."

"Where are we going?" Sakura asked, changing the subject. Itachi shrugged.

"Movie!!!" Rena shouted and hugged Sakura. "There's that one with the zombies."

"Fine, fine." Itachi shook his head in disappointment. "I don't honestly know what you see in her Hyuuga."

Neji shrugged. "It brings more amusement in life." Rena giggled.

"Amusement my ass." Sakura growled. When they got out of the car at the movie theater, that's when everything when wrong for Sakura, but right for Rena.